Sunday, January 20, 2013

Blog Tour Guest Post: Rally Round the Corpse by Hy Conrad

About the Author



Best known for his work in mysteries, Hy was one of the original writers for the groundbreaking series,Monk. He worked on the show for all eight seasons, the final two as Co-Executive Producer, and received three Edgar Nominations from the Mystery Writers of America for "Best TV Episode."


In a related project, Hy was Executive Producer and head writer of Little Monk, a series of short films featuring Adrian Monk as a ten-year-old. His latest TV work was as writer and Consulting Producer for White Collar.


Hy is also the author of hundreds of short stories and ten books of short whodunits, which have been sold around the world in fourteen languages. Hy's first full-length comedy/mystery play, Home Exchange, premiered at the Waterfront Playhouse in Key West in May 2012. And, in a different vein, he recently authored a humor book called Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know.


Hy splits his time among Key West, Vermont and New York City.

Author Website: http://www.hyconrad.com/



GUEST POST FOR “SOCRATES BOOK REVIEWS”
BY HY CONRAD
AUTHOR OF “RALLY ‘ROUND THE CORPSE”


WAIT!  I’M A COZY WRITER?

Until recently, I’d never thought of myself as a writer of cozies.  I was a mystery writer who wasn’t interested in violence and, for some reason, wasn’t fascinated by sex.  These were always the parts I rushed through as a reader, eager to get back to the characters and the story.  

Maybe that was part of it.  I’m a story guy.  Violence and sex – or sexy violence and violent sex – are just story interruptions.  I can’t, off the top of my head, remember any sex scene that actually moved the plot forward.  And although action is always exciting and worthwhile, violence itself is rarely a game changer.  Literary violence, after all, is basically a binary situation.  Either a character wins or loses.  “Okay, good.  He won.  Now let’s get on with the plot.”

To many, this may seem a juvenile attitude -- tell me a story! -- and it won’t get me a job writing a knock-off of "Fifty Shade of Gray."  But my love of mysteries goes back to the day when almost every one of them, except those by Mickey Spillane, was a cozy, or as we liked to call it back then, a mystery novel.

I hate to think of my writing career as an exercise in nostalgia, trying to recreate the fun and emotions of my boyhood days of reading under the covers – Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple and Nero Wolfe – but there are worse careers to have.  Who knows?  If I’d been raised on Dean Koontz and Criminal Minds, I would probably be nostalgic for psycho bloodbaths instead.

Even my decade spent writing for TV was notable for its lack of violence and sex.  I doubt something like "Monk" could even get on the air these days.  But again, when we sat down to write that show, we didn’t think we were writing for a specific sub-genre.  We were just a bunch of middle-aged folk writing what we ourselves wanted to watch.

So, you can imagine my surprise when I started being labeled a cozy author.  I actually had to look it up to find out what the rules were.

I still kind of balk at the label.  For one thing, I’m a guy.  Aren’t I supposed to be writing about ex-soldiers with amnesia, trying to figure out who wants them assassinated?  And why are so many of my characters women?  There’s a whole gender of people out there who understands women better than I do.

I guess the answer is that I write what I like, the stories that fascinate me, with no rules or restrictions in mind.  When an idea comes, it’s full of possibilities and, I hope, humor and good characters.  Then I have to put it down on paper in order to find out how the story ends.  

When it does end, there won’t be a lot of sex or violence.  That’s just who I am, with or without the “cozy” label.  And I think a lot of readers feel the same way.

It's Monday! What Are You Reading?



This meme is hosted by Sheila at Book Journey.

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The Sunday Post - January 20th


The Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by Kimba the Caffeinated Book Reviewer ~ It's a chance to share news~ A post to recap the past week on your blog, showcase books and things we have received and share news about what is coming up on our blog for the week ahead.

Here's what's been happening at Socrates' Book Review Blog for the first week of the new year...

Blog Tours/Giveaways I Hosted 

Something More by Ella Jade
Five Years to Live by Frank Zaccari (Book Giveaway!)

Posts This Week

Monday
What Are You Reading?

Tuesday
Teaser Tuesdays 

Wednesday
Wordless Wednesday

Thursday
Cat Thursdays
Booking Through Thursdays - All about reading in the winter months.

Friday
The Friday 56 
Follow Friday Four Fill In Fun Blog Hop
 

Blog Tours Coming Up Next Week

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What was your week like?





I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me by Joan Rivers


Genre:
Humor

Format:
Audio

Publisher:
Penguin Audio

Release Date:
June 2012







Book Blurb from Amazon...

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” —Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by the golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you—and for God’s sakes, do it funny! Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the decrepitude around her, she figured, “Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate?” With all of her experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes.

Here—uncensored and uninhibited—Joan says exactly what’s on her mind…And HER mind is a terrible thing to waste. She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking. Joan lets everyone—including herself—have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

This is absolute Joan Rivers. You gotta love her. Even if she hates you.


My thoughts...

This was a good one for me to listen to on audio. Joan Rivers is funny and quite mean, too. LOL She's so politically incorrect and she doesn't discriminate - she insults everyone. It made for an interesting commute to and from work. Sometimes I'd be laughing and other times I'd be rolling my eyes. This was more like a comedy club routine then reading (or listening to) a book. A good diversion :)









FTC Disclosure: I took this book out from the library for my own enjoyment.





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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Blog Tour: Five Years to Live by Frank Zaccari (Review and Book Giveaway!!!)




Genre:
Family/Relationship

Publisher:
Frank Zaccari (Createspace)

Release Date:
October 2012

Format:
E-Book





When Michael Battaglia meets Donna Harris, they fall in love and expect to spend the rest of their lives together. Then, tragedy strikes. Michael is involved in a car accident leaving him a quadriplegic with only five years left to live. This changes everything as Michael fights for his life and battles various illnesses and infections associated with his condition.

I wasn’t sure what to expect with this book, but as soon as I started reading, I knew I’d be captivated and totally engrossed in Michael’s story. It's very realistic, nothing is sugar-coated and it even tackles the issue of insurance companies. It's very true-to-life.

It’s an amazing book that reminds you of the important things in life. It is a story of hope, inspiration and determination. This book will tear at your heartstrings. It grabs you and never lets you go. I shed many tears reading this book. It’s an emotional rollercoaster ride. I was thinking about this book long after I read the last page. When a book effects you this way, it’s definitely a five kitty read!





FTC Disclosure: Providence Book Promotions provided me with a copy of this book to review. This did not influence my thoughts and opinions in any way. All opinions expressed are my own.


EXCERPT

 

With terror in his voice, he said, “I’m not going to walk again, am I?”

“We don’t really know yet, like I said…”

Michael angrily cut her off “Answer the god-damn question. I’m not going to walk again am I?

“I don’t know Michael.” Tears began to will up in his eyes, and he looked at her, begging for an answer.
After she wiped the tear from her eyes she said “The odds are not in your favor.”


Author Bio



Frank Zaccari is a native of western New York. He received his bachelor’s in finance from California State University at Sacramento after serving as a military medic in the United States Air Force. He spent more than two decades in the technology industry, holding various positions from account representative to CEO. He also spent time specializing in turn-around management of companies under $100 million. Zaccari left the industry to provide primary care of his children, purchasing a small business that was more accommodating to his family. He presently owns an insurance agency in Sacramento, where he currently resides. “Five Years to Live” is not his only book for sale. He has also written, “When the Wife Cheats,” “From the Ashes: The Rise of the University of Washington Volleyball Program,” and “Inside the Spaghetti Bowl.”

Websites & Links




BOOK GIVEAWAY!!!!

How would you like to win a print version of one Frank Zaccari's books? I have a copy of Inside the Spaghetti Bowl for one lucky winner!


Synopsis from Amazon:

Like many of the “baby boomers” my family faced the difficult task of burying our Mother. The book is based on the last eight days of our mother's life. It is a celebration of life, family, culture and tradition. As my relatives came to pay their last respects, we heard so many wonderful stories about the trials and sacrifices made by our parents and grandparents so we could live the American dream. This is our story, this is your story. It is a story for every beating heart that has loved or has been loved. It is the story about the struggles and pains endured by those virtuous individuals who poured their lives into ours and filled our years with intimate memories and a gladdened heart. It is the story you will want to pass down to your children and grandchildren. This is a book about family and unconditional love through the good times and bad. It is about a family who is and always will be there for each other no matter what. We hope you see your family in this book and the memories make you smile.
 

 
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